Favorite Die Hard Quotes
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mister Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Happy trails, Hans.John McClane
Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the fuck?
Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...Hans
Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.John McClane
Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.John McClane
I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.FBI Agent Johnson
Hans Gruber: Mister Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshall Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda' partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Who are you then?
John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.
Oh my God, the quarterback is toast.Theo
[evil smile] Shoot the glass.Hans Gruber