Favorite Die Hard Quotes
No one kills him but me! Understood?Karl
FBI Special Agent Johnson: Figure we take out the terrorists. Lose twenty, twenty-five percent of the hostages.
FBI Agent Johnson: I can live with that.
Holly Gennero McClane: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans Gruber: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!
Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.John McClane
Convenience Store Clerk: I thought you guys just ate doughnuts.
Sergeant Al Powell: Heh. They're for my wife.
Holly Gennero McClane: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly Gennero McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.
Joseph Takagi: You want money? What kind of terrorists are you?
Hans Gruber: Who said we were terrorists?
Hans Gruber: You *can* unlock the vault, can't you?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality.
Welcome to the party pal.John McClane
Ginny: Woah. That guy looks *really* pissed.
Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive.
Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.
Big Johnson: Just like fuckin' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Little Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.