[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

John McClane

Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Liberte de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
John McClane: [listening on the radio] What the fuck?

Mr. Takagi, I could talk about men's fashion and industrialization all day but I'm afraid work must intrude, and my associate Theo has some questions for you, sort of fill in the blanks questions...


Hans Gruber: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

"When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." The benefits of a classical education.

Hans Gruber

Karl: They're using artillery on us!
Hans Gruber: You idiot, it's not the police. It's *him*!

Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

John McClane

I'm Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.

FBI Agent Johnson

They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

Take *this* under advisement, jerkweed.

John McClane

[over the CB] All right, listen up guys. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation.


C'mon baby, come ta' papa, I'll kiss ya' fuckin' dalmatian.

John McClane
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Die Hard Quotes

[recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

John McClane

Holly Gennero McClane: I have a request.
Hans Gruber: What idiot put you in charge?
Holly Gennero McClane: You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everyone's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you.