Kale: Say "Hi," Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi Ronald.
Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...
I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!Kale
That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.Ashley
Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.
I really, really love your neighborhood.Ronnie
Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.Ronnie
Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.Ashley
I'll get to it... when I get to it.Officer Gutierrez
I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.Kale
Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...Ronnie