Kale: Say "Hi," Ronald.
Ronnie: Hi Ronald.

Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

I'm fine! It turned, I'm green!

Kale

That's either the creepiest... or the sweetest thing I have ever heard.

Ashley

Julie: Clean up your room, and clean up the kitchen.
Kale: Yeah, I'll do that. Let me just check my schedule.

Quizas.

Ronnie
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I really, really love your neighborhood.

Ronnie

Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.

Ronnie

Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.

Ashley

I'll get to it... when I get to it.

Officer Gutierrez

I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.

Kale

Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...

Ronnie

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Disturbia Quotes

Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.