Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.

[whispering] Help me...

Ronnie

[videotaping Kale and Sarah making out] Soon you'll be the most popular video on Youtube.

Ronnie

Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.

Ronnie

Operation Stupid is officially over!

Ronnie

Oh, my God... You made the tower of Twinkie...

Ronnie

I'm having a kid. Your little boy's growing up, I got a girl pregnant, now I gotta go visit her. She lives in Reno, I don't know how I'm gonna get there. Probably have to take Mom's car. But, we're gonna live together. We're gonna live in the trailer park. Her name's Shirley, she's real great.

Kale

I'll get to it... when I get to it.

Officer Gutierrez

Where are the coffee and doughnuts? You can't have a stakeout without coffee and doughnuts.

Ashley

Yes, concentrate. Now this one's for the gold.

Ronnie

I really, really love your neighborhood.

Ronnie

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Disturbia Quotes

Kale: Who's going?
Ashley: Minnie Tyco.
Kale: Oh, yeah, skinny psycho...

Ronnie: It reeks in here!
Kale: What's it smell like?
Ronnie: The corpse of a rotting hottie.