Popular Elf Quotes
Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.
Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?Elf Teacher
But the children love the books!Nun
Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!Buddy
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!Buddy
Make work your favorite. That's your new favorite.Gimbel's Manager
[pushing elevator buttons] It looks like a Christmas tree!Buddy
Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?
Buddy: I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.
I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.Buddy
Buddy: Who the heck are you?
Gimbel's Santa: What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.
Buddy: No, you're not.
Gimbel's Santa: Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho!
Walter: Who sent this Christmas Gram?
Buddy: What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!
Miles Finch: [pitching ideas] No tomatoes. Too vulnerable. Kids, they're already vulnerable.
Walter: See, I told you guys. I told them the same thing...
Miles Finch: And no farms. Everyone's pushing small town rural. A farm book would just be white noise.