I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.Buddy
I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.Buddy
It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.Buddy
Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning?
Buddy: I heard you singing.
Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower?
Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.
[pushing elevator buttons] It looks like a Christmas tree!Buddy
Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!Buddy
Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?Elf Teacher
Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!Buddy
Emily: You like sugar, huh?
Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup?
Buddy: Then YES!
Buddy: Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves.
Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans.
Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
Santa: Mmm hmm.
Buddy: What's it like?
Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
Santa: Second, there are, like, 30 Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show," that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
Walter: [whispering] I think we should call security.
Deb: [whispering] Good idea.
Buddy: [whispering] I like to whisper too!