E.T. phone home.

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

Elliot

Keys: Elliot thinks his thoughts?
Michael: No... Elliot... Elliot feels his feelings.

Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.
Gertie: Why not?
Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
Gertie: Give me a break!

Everything but the little fishies!

Tyler

35 pounds? You're fat!

Elliot

Be good.

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E.T.: Come...
Elliot: Stay...
E.T.: Ouch.
Elliot: Ouch.
E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot: ...bye.

I'll believe in you all my life.

Elliot

Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.

Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

I'm keeping him.

Elliott

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

[imitating Elliot] I found him, he belongs to me!

Michael

Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!