We made it! Oh shit!

Tyler

• Permalink: We made it! Oh s**t!
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[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael

• Permalink: You have absolute power! Eerrp!
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Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?

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Elliot: Oh, God!
E.T.: Elliot.
Elliot: What?
E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.: E.T.
Elliot: Aha!
E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!

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We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Michael

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Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.

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I'm keeping him.

Elliott

• Permalink: I'm keeping him.
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Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

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Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.

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I'll believe in you all my life.

Elliot

• Permalink: I'll believe in you all my life.
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Be good.

• Permalink: Be good.
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35 pounds? You're fat!

Elliot

• Permalink: 35 pounds? You're fat!
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