We made it! Oh shit!

Tyler

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael

Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?

Elliot: Oh, God!
E.T.: Elliot.
Elliot: What?
E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.: E.T.
Elliot: Aha!
E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!

We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Michael

Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.

I'm keeping him.

Elliott

Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.

I'll believe in you all my life.

Elliot

Be good.

35 pounds? You're fat!

Elliot

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael