A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

Mary

We made it! Oh shit!

Tyler

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael

Elliot: What do I do?
Michael: I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?

Elliot: Oh, God!
E.T.: Elliot.
Elliot: What?
E.T.: Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot: Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.: E.T.
Elliot: Aha!
E.T.: E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!

We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Michael

Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.

I'm keeping him.

Elliott

Gertie: Here he is.
Mary: Who?
Gertie: The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.

Mary: Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie: Mama, he can talk!
Mary: Of course he can talk.

I'll believe in you all my life.

Elliot

E.T.: Come...
Elliot: Stay...
E.T.: Ouch.
Elliot: Ouch.
E.T.: I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot: ...bye.

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

I'm keeping him.

Elliott

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael