Be good.

35 pounds? You're fat!

Elliot

Everything but the little fishies!

Tyler

Elliot: But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.
Gertie: Why not?
Elliot: Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
Gertie: Give me a break!

Keys: Elliot thinks his thoughts?
Michael: No... Elliot... Elliot feels his feelings.

How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

Elliot

E.T. phone home.

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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes

Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Michael