Popular E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial Quotes
35 pounds? You're fat!Elliot
Keys: Elliot thinks his thoughts?
Michael: No... Elliot... Elliot feels his feelings.
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?Elliot
Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.
E.T. phone home.
Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!