Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?

Rita

Chicken! September 22nd would be a good day for chicken!

Evan Baxter

Evan Baxter: [Looks into rear view mirror, sees God sitting there] Aaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
God: Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.

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Evan Almighty Quotes

[to the Heavens] Is it too much to ask for a LITTLE PRECIPITATION?

Evan Baxter

[to Evan] I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table.

Eugene