Popular Evan Almighty Quotes
Evan Baxter: [Looks into rear view mirror, sees God sitting there] Aaaaagh! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!
God: Let it out, son. It's the beginning of wisdom.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeep!
Evan Baxter
[to the Heavens] Is it too much to ask for a LITTLE PRECIPITATION?
Evan Baxter
People! The flood is imminent!
Evan Baxter
Joan Baxter: Maybe God didn't mean a flood in the literal sense. Maybe he meant a flood of... awareness.
Evan Baxter: If that's true... I'm going to be so pissed.
Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know... it'd be great in case it floods or something.
I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.
God
I can't even get my cat to use the litter box.
Rita
[to Evan] I love you!... I mean, I think we should hang out socially... I have a new ping pong table.
Eugene
Why do you sound like Evan but look like a Bee Gee?
Rita
God: I now issue a new commandment: Thou shalt do the dance.
Have you been shootin' up Rogaine?
Rita
