Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine... Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

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You're goin' down. Chainsaw.

Ash

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Groovy.

Ash

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Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

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Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!

Henrietta

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Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!

Ash

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That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing now?

Ash

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Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Ash

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Got you, didn't I, you little sucker!

Ash

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There's something out there. That... that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives... out in those woods, in the dark... something... something that's come back from the dead.

Ash

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[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

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Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?

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