Popular Fargo Quotes
Jerry Lundegaard: Well, heck, if you wanna play games here! I'm workin' with ya on this thing, but I... Okay, I'll do a damned lot count!
Marge Gunderson: Sir? Right now?
Jerry Lundegaard: Sure right now! You're darned tootin'!
We've been waiting here an hour. He's peed three times already.Carl Showalter
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
Jerry Lundegaard: Okay.
Carl Showalter: I'm not gonna sit here and debate.
Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.Carl Showalter
Ah, hon, ya got Arby's all over me.Marge Gunderson
O.K., we'll stop, get pancakes and then we'll get laid, alright?Carl Showalter
Lou: You alright there, Margie?
Marge Gunderson: Oh, I just think I'm gonna barf... Well, that passed. Now I'm hungry again.
I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.Marge Gunderson
Carl Showalter: The fuck happened to her?
Gaear Grimsrud: Eh, she started shrieking, you know.
But you're sayin'... what are ya sayin'?Stan Grossman
OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.Marge Gunderson
Just keep it still back there lady or we're going to have to, you know, shoot you.Carl Showalter