Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes
Mike Damone: This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day.
Mark Ratner: Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like...
Mike Damone: What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?
Mark Ratner: Hey, come on, this is clean.
Mike Damone: Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.
Mr. Vargas: They sold their bodies to medicine for money. About $30, I think.
Dr. Miller: Twenty-five.
Jeff Spicoli: Righteous bucks!
What do you mean, better in bed? Either you do it or you don't.
Linda Barrett
Brad, your sister's turning into a fox!
Brad's Bud
[Linda opens the door while he is jerking off] Jeez. Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?
Brad Hamilton
Hey, Bud, let's party!
Jeff Spicoli
Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda Barrett: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.
Awesome! Totally awesome! All right, Hamilton!
Jeff Spicoli
Perry's Pizza Waitress: Linda, Linda, there he is. There's that guy from the stereo store. Don't you think he looks like Richard Gere?
Linda Barrett: Did you see his cute little butt?
Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!
Brad Hamilton
Since when do you go bowling?
Brad Hamilton
Brad Hamilton: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.
