Jeff Spicoli: Where'd you get this jacket?
Stu Nahan: I got this from the network. Let me ask you, what's next for Jeff Spicoli?

Mr. Vargas: Are you in my class?
Jeff Spicoli: I am today.

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

I think I just came... didn't you feel it?

Mike Damone

Brad Hamilton: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Jeff Spicoli: What for?
Brad Hamilton: You need money.
Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Brad Hamilton: Arnold, do you want to work at All-American Burger?
Arnold: Yeah, well, um...
Brad Hamilton: I can probably get you in there. Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.

Stacy Hamilton: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda Barrett: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.

Hey, wait a minute, there's no birthday party for me here!

Jeff Spicoli

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli

This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

Jeff Spicoli

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

Aloha. My name is Mr. Hand.

Mr. Hand

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Fast Times at Ridgemont High Quotes

[dumping out cold fries] I shall serve no fries before their time.

Brad Hamilton

That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

Jeff Spicoli