Fight Club Quotes
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Narrator: Clean food, please.
Waiter: In that case, sir, may I advise against the lady eating clam chowder?
Narrator: No clam chowder, thank you.
Ricky: [to Bob, while interviewing for applicants] You're too old, fat man.
[to Angel Face]
Ricky: And you, you are too fucking... *blonde*!
He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.
Narrator
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...
Tyler Durden
I want bowel cancer.
Narrator
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.
Narrator
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Tyler Durden
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
Tyler Durden
[Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents]
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Narrator: Lincoln?
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
Tyler Durden
