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Look, nobody takes this more seriously than me. That condo was my life, okay? I loved every stick of furniture in that place. That was not just a bunch of stuff that got destroyed, it was ME! [voice-over] I'd like to thank the Academy...Narrator
I am Jack's wasted life.Narrator
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.Narrator
I am Jack's broken heart.Narrator
Is Tyler my bad dream? Or am I Tyler's?Narrator
Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip.Narrator
You met me at a very strange time in my life.Narrator
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo.
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.Narrator
Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like at a Pentecostal Church.Narrator
I got in everyone's hostile little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. Yes, I'm comfortable with that. I am enlightened.Narrator
Except for their humping, Tyler and Marla were never in the same room. My parents pulled this exact same act for years.Narrator