Popular Fight Club Quotes
Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may.Tyler Durden
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.Tyler Durden
Tyler Durden: Where'd you go, psycho boy?
Narrator: I felt like destroying something beautiful.
Tyler Durden: Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fight Club! Third rule of Fight Club: if someone yells "stop!", goes limp, or taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: the fights are bare knuckle. No shirt, no shoes, no weapons. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Fight Club, you have to fight.
[Tyler and Narrator are discussing ideal opponents]
Tyler Durden: OK: any historic figure.
Narrator: I'd fight Gandhi.
Tyler Durden: Good answer.
Narrator: How about you?
Tyler Durden: Lincoln.
Tyler Durden: Big guy, big reach. Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger.
You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.Tyler Durden
She's a predator posing as a house pet.Tyler Durden
Marla... the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.Narrator
I want bowel cancer.Narrator
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction...Tyler Durden
He was full of pep. Must've had his grande-latte enema.Narrator
Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler]