In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

Corey Taft

Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Corey Taft

Marilyn Hack and trash, what a juxtaposition.

Chuck Porter

You can't throw the baby out with the bathwater because then all you have is a wet, critically injured baby.

Lane Iverson

Chuck Porter: You know what they say about blind prostitutes?
Chuck Porter: You have to hand it to them!

All I'm saying is, have it there, have it there, don't shove it down people's throat. I don't run around going, "I'm a gentile, look at my foreskin!" I don't shove it down your throat, because I don't care.

Martin Gibb

[during her "No Penis Intended" comedy routine after the nominations] Yes, I suppose I'll forgive him... in HELL! HA HA HA HA!

Callie Webb

[everyone around her is arguing] Well what about me?

Whitney Taylor Brown

Is that my sweet Rachel's voice I heard? Or am I just goin' meshuga?

Marilyn Hack

Dying is easy. Playing a lesbian is hard.

Mary Pat Hooligan

What if we do a, uh, a different holiday around the table, Easter, and just focus on the rabbit?

Whitney Taylor Brown

Someone's killed their children and made them into cookies, and I want to go se that.

Whitney Taylor Brown

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Question. Would it surprise me to tell you that I am 1/8th Mighty Choctaw?

Corey Taft

In every actor there lives a tiger, a pig, an ass, and a nightingale.

Corey Taft