Favorite Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
I just went from six to midnight.Matthew
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.Surfing Instructor
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!Darald
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?Kemo
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!Darald
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.Peter Bretter
Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.Darald
Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!