Favorite Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
I just went from six to midnight.Matthew
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.Surfing Instructor
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!Darald
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?Kemo
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!Darald
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Oh, if they were Sean Jean sweatpants it would be no problem, but because they were Costco brand, it's the worst thing I could do.Peter Bretter
Surfing Instructor: I once saw him beat a guy up with a starfish!
Peter Bretter: That's ridiculous.
Surfing Instructor: That guy was me.
Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.Matthew
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: ...yeah, probably