Favorite Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
Sarah Marshall: I need you to get hard, Pete.
Peter Bretter: I know what I'm supposed to do.
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'Peter Bretter
You sound like you're from London!Surfing Instructor
Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!Aldous Snow
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.Aldous Snow
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.Aldous Snow
Off to find the mythical clitoris!Darald