Favorite Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
Sarah Marshall: I need you to get hard, Pete.
Peter Bretter: I know what I'm supposed to do.
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!Dwayne the Bartender
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'Peter Bretter
You sound like you're from London!Surfing Instructor
Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!Aldous Snow
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.Aldous Snow
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.Aldous Snow
Off to find the mythical clitoris!Darald
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.Aldous Snow