Popular Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.Darald
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!Dwayne the Bartender
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'Peter Bretter
Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.Matthew
You sound like you're from London!Surfing Instructor
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.Surfing Instructor
Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!Aldous Snow
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.Aldous Snow
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.Aldous Snow
Off to find the mythical clitoris!Darald
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
How you served five years under her, I don't know. You deserve a medal, or a holiday or at least a cuddle from somebody.Aldous Snow