Popular Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!Darald
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.Surfing Instructor
Look at my limo driver... I'm going to have sex with her! alright!Aldous Snow
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It really, deeply upset me.Aldous Snow
Yeah, I had a girl cheat on me once, with both Liam Gallagher and Noel Gallagher.Aldous Snow
Off to find the mythical clitoris!Darald
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the other day.
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.
Sarah Marshall: Do you want to put some clothes on!
Peter Bretter: Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in!
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her.
Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be WITH her. I love her show. When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it.