Popular Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?Kemo
I just went from six to midnight.Matthew
Surfing Instructor: There's only one cure for pain like that.
Peter Bretter: What?
Surfing Instructor: Weed. Ya got any?
Peter Bretter: No.
Surfing Instructor: Well then let's just go surfing!
Sarah Marshall: Remember how we thought the killer masturbated before commiting his crimes?
Detective Hunter Rush: Yes?
Sarah Marshall: Take a look...
Detective Hunter Rush: ...Looks like where he's going he'll need to know how to masturbate.
Seemingly, the only actresses that can survive are the ones that show their cooter and I refuse to that. Excuse me, but I have a little dignity.
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady?
Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like the Da Vinci Code, except harder to crack.
Sarah Marshall: I need you to get hard, Pete.
Peter Bretter: I know what I'm supposed to do.
You have Christ between your thighs... only with a shorter beard.Darald
You're like one of those women from Flavor of Love. 'I'm gonna kill you'Peter Bretter