Forgetting Sarah Marshall Quotes
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: ...yeah, probably
I just went from six to midnight.Matthew
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?Kemo
Peter Bretter: Maybe this is a sign from God that I should forget her.
Darald: Maybe this is a sign that you should be WITH her. I love her show. When they mix the sexuality and the violence, I like it.
God put our mouths on our head for a reason. No!Darald
When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.Surfing Instructor
Come on out. Oh, the weather outside is weather...Surfing Instructor
Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Matthew: I have a question for you real quick. What did you think of my demo? Did you get it?
Aldous Snow: I was gonna listen to that, but then, um, I just carried on living my life.