Fred Claus

Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred?
Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.

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Added: November 24, 2008

Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.

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Added: November 28, 2007

You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!
Clyde

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Added: November 28, 2007

[to Fred] You're not Alec!
Stephen Baldwin

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Added: November 28, 2007

Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?

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Added: November 28, 2007