Favorite Fred Claus Quotes
Mom was right about you!Nick 'Santa' Claus
Santa's having some trouble getting the sled off the ground?
[to Fred] You're not Alec!Stephen Baldwin
You're all fired, in the morning you'll all be on a bus back to Elfistan!Clyde
Fred Claus: Love's complicated.
Willie: It hurts.
Willie: Are you sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom, Fred?
Fred Claus: To be honest Willie, I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference either way.