My mind's not right.

Mike Winchell

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Yo, Mike. You gonna come visit my distinguished ass out in California?

Boobie Miles

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Charles Billingsley: Can't hold on to the lamp, can't hold on to the football.
Don Billingsley: I can hold on to the football, Dad. Now get the hell out of here!

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Go on, go on and be perfect

Boobie Miles

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Cheerleader: . Do you like it? Do you like it?
Don Billingsley: Yeah... I think so. What is it?
Cheerleader: It's you as a rice krispie. Do you like it?
Don Billingsley: Yeah, I love it. Thanks.

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Mike Winchell. If you don't smile I?m gonna stick 'bout 4 jello pudding pops up your white ass!

Boobie Miles

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