Friday the 13th Quotes
Have you forgotten how to drink that? First, you bring it to your lips. Then you blow it. Then you suck.
Bree
[while watching Bree dancing] In my next life I want to come back as one of the buttons on the ass pockets of her jean shorts.
Chewie
[to Lawrence about Bree] I would have better luck having sex with a penguin than I would with that girl.
Chewie
Richie: Do you know how many lakes there are named Crystal-something? Go to the supermarket, every single bottled water is named 'Crystal' something!
Wade: Aquafina.
[to Bree] Your tits are stupendous!
Trent
Jenna: Right now, I feel safer with him than I do with you.
Trent: You just dug your own grave, bitch.
Hey, I'm not from around here, but I'm looking for my sister. She's gone missing.
Clay
Did you know a young boy drowned here? He was my son. And today, is his birthday.
Pamela Voorhees
Friday the 13th Review
Should you pay money to see Friday the 13th in the theater? Gosh no. You can likely write a more sensical screenplay on a bar napkin. But...
