Favorite Funny People Quotes
Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.George Simmons
Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.George Simmons
Don't say chilling.George Simmons
George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.
I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy shit their about to jerk off.Ira Wright
Fuck Facebook in the face!Ira Wright
I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.Leo
Dr. Lars: It's too early to know who's winning the fight: the medicine or the disease.
George Simmons: Did anybody ever tell you, you have a very scary accent?
Dr. Lars: You are a very funny man. I enjoy your movies.
George Simmons: And I enjoy all of your movies.
Dr. Lars: [surprised] Which movies?
George Simmons: The ones where you try to kill Bruce Willis.
You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.Chuck