Dr. Lars: Now do you trust my accent?
George Simmons: Yes I do.

Daniel Day-Lewis would have torn that scene apart.

George Simmons

Don't cry, you're making a scene. Everyone will think I broke up with you.

George Simmons

Don't say chilling.

George Simmons

George Simmons: Good news, Bonita. I went to the doctor today. He said I was doing better.
Bonita: That's good, Mr. Simmons. I found the pants you were looking for. They were in the closet.

I use so much hand lotion anymore when I am masturbating that when I see people in public using lotion I'm thinking, holy shit their about to jerk off.

Ira Wright

Fuck Facebook in the face!

Ira Wright

I can't believe George Simmons is dying. I grew up on his movies.

Leo

You're not funny. You look funny, but you're not funny.

Chuck

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Fuck Facebook in the face!

Ira Wright

George Simmons: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.

Funny People Review

Despite their seemingly ridiculous, over-the-top, lewd premises, there was always an undercurrent of real emotion in Judd Apatow's first...

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