Favorite Get Him to the Greek Quotes
When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.Aldous Snow
Sergio Roma: I'm mind-fucking you right now.
Aaron Green: Well I hope you're dick has a condom on, because I have a dirty mind.
Do you have any ideas how many Air Jordans six black kids wear?Sergio Roma
If he tells you to stick the drugs in your ass, you stick them in your ass.Sergio Roma
What you did was very spiteful, but it was also very brave and very honest and I respect you for doing that. But the content of what you said has made me hate you. So there's a layer of respect, admittedly, for your truthfulness, but it's peppered with hate. Hateful respect.Aldous Snow
You can't outrun me! I'm black!Sergio Roma
This is it, Aaron. This is rock n' roll. Did you enjoy the party?Aldous Snow
[in Aaron's dream] Look. I'm eating my own head.Sergio Roma
I feel like I'm in 2 Fast 2 Furious.Aaron Green
Aldous Snow: We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green: I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow: Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green: Brunette.
Aldous Snow: Blonde it is.
Aaron Green: If the party sucked, just say it. You don't have to lie.
Matty: You missed an awesome party.
That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.Jonathan Snow