Favorite Get Smart Quotes
There was a guy in the bathroom - and he was really hot!Maxwell Smart
Maxwell Smart: Well, you were no help at all.
Agent 99: How could I help? I'm just a woman with a dusty old uterus.
Maxwell Smart: I never said dusty.
Mother of pearl!Maxwell Smart
Agent 99: Max has no experience, and I don't want him as my partner.
Maxwell Smart: Well, that is a sucker punch to the gonads.
Maxwell Smart: Oh gee, Maxie-man, I haven't heard that one before!
Maxwell Smart: I never have heard that before, actually.
Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that will work? Have you kissed other men who then plummented to their deaths?Maxwell Smart
Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?
The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap!
[given a blanket] Oh good, the itchy kind, my favorite, does this one also have small pox? And that was a human tooth...Maxwell Smart
Agent 99: Not bad for a rookie.
Maxwell Smart: Not bad for an old lady.
You know, you're the only human being I know who snores when he's awake.Siegfried
Agent 99: I think we should trust him chief.
Agent 23: Oh absolutely Chief, I'm with 99 on that one, everytime I look at Maxie's puppy eyes I'm a goner.
Agent 99: Oh my God, you've really never had anyone break up with you have you?
Agent 99: You lied about finding evidence of radioactivity
Agent 23: You conveniently killed Krstic before anyone could question him.
The Chief: And there's that little matter with you stoning my head with a fire extinguisher.
Maxwell Smart: I said I was sorry, you just didn't hear me because you were in a mini coma.