Charlie: What's sex without love?
Stu: SEX!

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Stu

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Charlie

[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Eleanor Skipple

Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?

Charlie

One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Cam Wexler

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Good Luck Chuck Quotes

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Charlie

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Stu