I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Stu

[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Eleanor Skipple

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

Charlie

One more word and I'll hide your stash.

Cam Wexler

Do you like it when I eat your penguin ass?

Charlie

Charlie: What's sex without love?
Stu: SEX!

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Good Luck Chuck Quotes

I'd suck a fart out her asshole and hold it like a bong hit.

Stu

[when Charlie proposes to have sex with her] I'm going to fuck you till you die!

Eleanor Skipple