Favorite Gran Torino Quotes
I confess that I have no desire to confess.Walt Kowalski
Oh, I've got one. A Mexican, a Jew, and a colored guy go into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out of here."Walt Kowalski
[to Father Janovich] I think you're an overeducated 27-year-old virgin who likes to hold the hands of superstitious old ladies and promise them everlasting life.Walt Kowalski
Get off my lawn!Walt Kowalski
[reading aloud from the newspaper] Your birthday today, Daisy. This year you have to make a choice between two life paths. Second chances comes your way. Extraordinary events culminate in what might seem to be an anticlimax. Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of shit.Walt Kowalski
Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have messed with? That's meWalt Kowalski
Jesus, Joseph and Mary. These Hmong broads are like badgers.Walt Kowalski
Yeah... yum yum... yeah... nice girl... nice girl, very charming girl... I talked with her... yeah But you, you just let her walk out rigth out with the 3 stooges. And you know why? 'cause you're a big fat pussy. Well. I gotta go. Good day pussycake.Walt Kowalski
[to Father Janovich] The thing that haunts a guy is the stuff he wasn't ordered to do.Walt Kowalski
I know you're close to these people, but this pisses me off, Mr. Kowalski.Father Janovich
I'll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby.Walt Kowalski
Father Janovich: What can I do for you Walt?
Walt Kowalski: I'm here for confession.
Father Janovich: Holy Jesus, what did you do?