[comes flying in a leather suit and the police men are looking at him] What? It's a little tight.

Call me an asshole one more time.

Lady, I will break my foot off in your ass!

Just never turn this cheek. Don't let them punk you.

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Hancock Quotes

[to Asian gangsters] Your head is going up his ass, his head is going up his ass, and you get the short end of the straw, cause your head is going up my ass!


Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Your breath smells like alcohol!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking bitch!