Gentlemen start your engines! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!

Neil Patrick Harris

Kumar Patel: In eight hours we are going to be in Amersterdam.
Harold Lee: This is amazing.
Kumar Patel: I know dude, it's going to be exactly like Eurotrip except its not going to suck.

Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.

Neil Patrick Harris

Kumar Patel: After all we've been through, I'm not sure we can trust our government anymore.
George W. Bush: Hey, I'm in the government and I don't trust it. Listen, you don't have to trust the government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.

I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!

Kumar Patel

Fuck you, donuts are awesome!

Kumar Patel

Kumar Patel: So, you like, smoke weed, then throw people in jail for smoking weed? That's so hypocritical, dude.
George W. Bush: Do you like to give hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Uh, no.
George W. Bush: Do you like to get hand jobs?
Kumar Patel: Well, yeah!
George W. Bush: That makes you a fuckin' hypocriticizer too!

Chloe: You remember that time you stole that monkey and put it in Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel: Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that.

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Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay Quotes

Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.

Neil Patrick Harris

Chloe: You remember that time you stole that monkey and put it in Rosenberg's dorm room?
Kumar Patel: Had I known that the monkey had AIDS I never would have done that.