Albus Dumbledore: Minister, the evidence of the Dark Lord's return is incontrovertible.
Cornelius Fudge: He's not back!

Don't fight him Harry, you can't win!

Albus Dumbledore

You lose, old man.
[Harry possessed by Lord Voldemort]

Lord Voldemort

Ron, just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon!

Hermione Granger

Dolores Umbridge: [as the centaurs are taking Umbridge away] Please, tell them I mean no harm.
Harry Potter: Sorry, Professor, but I must not tell lies.

Hermione Granger: So what was it like?
[speaking about Harry's kiss]
Harry Potter: Kind of wet.
Hermione Granger: Well, she has been crying a lot lately...
Ron Weasley: Well, you'd think a bit of snogging would make her happy

We've got something he doesn’t have. We've got something worth fighting for.

[to Harry] Nice one, James!

Sirius Black

[watches a touching memory between Harry and Sirius] I may vomit.

Severus Snape

Dolores Umbridge: [during an inspection] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
Severus Snape: Yes.
Dolores Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
Severus Snape: Obviously.

[to Harry after he sees the horses pulling the horseless carriges for the first time] Don't worry. You're just as sane as me.

Luna Lovegood

[to Voldemort] It was a mistake for you to come here tonight Tom.

Albus Dumbledore

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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Quotes

Don't fight him Harry, you can't win!

Albus Dumbledore

Severus Snape: You won't last two seconds if he invades your mind.
Harry Potter: I'm not weak!
Severus Snape: Then prove it!