Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

J.D.

The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.

J.D.

Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.

J.D.

Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Heather Chandler

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

J.D.

Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.

J.D.

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

Veronica Sawyer

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Veronica Sawyer

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

Heather Chandler

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke

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Heathers Quotes

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke