Favorite Heathers Quotes
Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.J.D.
Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.J.D.
The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.J.D.
Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer: Same difference.
Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.Heather Chandler
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel you're fucking psychotic!Veronica Sawyer
Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
J.D.: Is your life perfect?
Veronica Sawyer: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica Sawyer: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.
J.D.: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.Veronica Sawyer
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?Heather Duke