Favorite Heathers Quotes
The only place different social types can genuinely get along with each other is in heaven.J.D.
Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except for date rapes and AIDS jokes.J.D.
Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.J.D.
Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.Veronica Sawyer
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.Heather Chandler
Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.Veronica Sawyer
Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.Heather Chandler
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?Heather Duke
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.Heather Chandler