What's the up-chuck factor on that?

Veronica Sawyer

Let's pretend I blew up the school... all the schools. Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

J.D.

Veronica Sawyer: Watch it Heather, you might be digesting food there.
Heather McNamara: Yeah, where's your urge to purge?
Heather Duke: Fuck it.

[praying over Heather's casket] Hi, I'm sorry. Technically, I did not kill Heather Chandler, but hey who am I trying to kid, right? I just want my high school to be a nicer place. Amen. Did that sounded bitchy?

Veronica Sawyer

Now I've seen a lot of bullshit... angel dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography involving tennis rackets...

Principal

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

J.D.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Veronica Sawyer

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

What is your damage, Heather?

Veronica Sawyer

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Heather Chandler

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke

J.D.: Is your life perfect?
Veronica Sawyer: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica Sawyer: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.
J.D.: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.

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Heathers Quotes

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.

This is Ohio. If you don't have a brewski in your hand you might as well be wearing a dress.

J.D.