Popular Heathers Quotes
Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.
You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel you're fucking psychotic!Veronica Sawyer
Great pate, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.Veronica Sawyer
Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?
Veronica Sawyer: What the fuck?
Rodney: Ok, now I rarely listen to Neanderthals like Kurt Kelly but he said that he and Ram had a nice little sword fight in your mouth last night.
Veronica Sawyer: Ew! That son of a bitch.
Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.Heather Chandler
Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.
Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.J.D.
J.D.: Is your life perfect?
Veronica Sawyer: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica Sawyer: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.
J.D.: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.Veronica Sawyer
Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?Heather Duke
Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.Heather Chandler