Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my locker combination.

J.D.

Your society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think to bring upon itself.

J.D.

Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.

Veronica Sawyer

I knew that loose was too noose... uh... noose too loose...

J.D.

Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Heather Chandler

Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Veronica Sawyer

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

Heather Chandler

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

J.D.

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Heather Chandler

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Heathers Quotes

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke