Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.

Kurt's Dad: My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son.
J.D.: Wonder how he'd react if his son had a limp wrist with a pulse.

Veronica Sawyer: I just killed my best friend.
J.D.: And your worst enemy.
Veronica Sawyer: Same difference.

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

J.D.

It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer.

Veronica Sawyer

Kurt Kelly: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a no fags allowed rule?
J.D.: Well, they seem to have an open door policy for assholes though don't they?

Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg is going to let you play their reindeer games.

Heather Chandler

Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.

Heather Chandler

You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year.

Heather Chandler

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke

What is your damage, Heather?

Veronica Sawyer

People will look at the ashes of Westerburg and say, "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society." Now that's deep.

J.D.

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Heathers Quotes

Heather Duke: Veronica, you look like hell.
Veronica Sawyer: Yeah? I just got back.

Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Heather Duke