I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Give it up nasty, we can see you.

We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Prince Nuada

Don't worry, Abe. I won't kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.

You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss

Johann Krauss: You must learn to Foc-yoos!
Hellboy: Foc-yoos? You know with that accent, I wouldn't use that word.

Liz Sherman: There have been over seventy deaths reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy: Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman: Don't call me 'babe'.
Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe!

You’re in love. Have a beer.

I know; I'm ugly!

Prince Nuada: [to Hellboy] That's your weapon of choice?
Hellboy: [flexing his stone hand] Five fingered Mary!

Prince Nuada: You have more in common with us than them, demon.
Hellboy: Excuse me?

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army Quotes

Officially... we do not exist.

Tom Manning

Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.

Prince Nuada