You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss

Auctioneer: Now for our next item. The royal crown of Bethmoora... A piece from a long lost culture.
Prince Nuada: [stepping from the shadows] Lost? Not at all. Very much alive and I am here to claim what is rightfully mine.

We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Prince Nuada

I'm not gonna kill him. I'm just gonna kick his ass.

Abe Sapien: [Hellboy hands him a beer] Oh, my body's a temple.
Hellboy: Now it's an amusement park.

The Golden Army. An unstopable force.

Abe Sapien

Prince Nuada: You have more in common with us than them, demon.
Hellboy: Excuse me?

Prince Nuada: [to Hellboy] That's your weapon of choice?
Hellboy: [flexing his stone hand] Five fingered Mary!

Let this remind you why you once feared the dark.

Prince Nuada

You’re in love. Have a beer.

Liz Sherman: There have been over seventy deaths reported. There are no survivors?
Hellboy: Same story here, babe.
Liz Sherman: Don't call me 'babe'.
Hellboy: *Abe!* I said Abe!

Johann Krauss: You must learn to Foc-yoos!
Hellboy: Foc-yoos? You know with that accent, I wouldn't use that word.

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Hellboy II: The Golden Army Quotes

You can suck my ectoplasmic schwanzstucker!

Johann Krauss

We die and the world will be poorer for it.

Prince Nuada