Mary: He MySpaced me.
Nathan: Ouch!
Mary: Oh.
Joshua: Oh girl I don't know about that... My trampy little sister says MySpace is the new booty call.

You're my exception.

Alex

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

I just need you to stop being nice to me unless your gonna marry me.

Beth

Am I... will I be Al Pacino in this scenario?

Beth

How stupid is it that a girl has to wait for a guy's call anyway, right?

Gigi

I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies.

Mary

A girl will never forget the first boy she ever likes.

Gigi

Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, Every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule. But sometimes we're so focused on finding our happy ending we don't learn how to read the signs.

Gigi

Gigi: I would rather be like that, then be like you.
Alex: Excuse me? What's that supposed to mean?
Gigi: I may dissect each little thing and put myself out there so much but at least that means that I still care. Oh! You've think you won because women are expendable to you. You may not get hurt or make an ass of yourself that way but you don't fall in love that way either. You have not won. You're alone. I may do a lot of stupid shit but I'm still a lot closer to love than you are.

What if you meet the love of your life, are you supposed to let them pass you by?

Mary

Connie, do you know why that little boy did those things? Because he likes you.

Mother

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You're my exception.

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