Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.

Dale Arbus

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• Added: December 04, 2014

We're not going to see Mother-Fucker Jones because we're not going to kidnap anyone.

Nick Hendricks

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• Added: December 04, 2014

Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!

Kurt Buckman

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• Added: December 04, 2014

I hate to break it to you, but the American dream is in China.

Bert Hanson

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• Added: December 04, 2014

Dave Harken: You options are.
Dale Arbus: Legal options.
Dave Harken: JACK SHIT.
Dale Arbus: I heard Jack Lebowitz is that an attorney I'm going to write that down Jack Lebowitz.
Kurt Buckman: Got to be can we get his contact info please.

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Julia Harris: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
Julia Harris: You're quite welcome to do that on me.
Nick Hendricks: Actually, it's... uh...
Julia Harris: And?

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• Added: December 04, 2014

[Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.

Dave Harken

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• Added: December 04, 2014