Favorite Horrible Bosses 2 Quotes
I hate to break it to you, but the American dream is in China.Bert Hanson
Holy shit, he fight clubbed himself! We have a fight clubber!Kurt Buckman
[Nick, Dale and Kurt are visiting Dave in prison] Hello Nick, guy who saved my life, guy who fucked my wife.Dave Harken
Dave Harken: You options are.
Dale Arbus: Legal options.
Dave Harken: JACK SHIT.
Dale Arbus: I heard Jack Lebowitz is that an attorney I'm going to write that down Jack Lebowitz.
Kurt Buckman: Got to be can we get his contact info please.
Just because your dad called the cops doesn't mean that he doesn't love you.Dale Arbus
We're not going to see Mother-Fucker Jones because we're not going to kidnap anyone.Nick Hendricks
Julia Harris: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
Julia Harris: You're quite welcome to do that on me.
Nick Hendricks: Actually, it's... uh...
Julia Harris: And?