The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that.

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

Horton: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Morton: [sighs] An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
Horton: That's my code, my motto.

In my world everyone is a pony, and they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies.

Katie

Morton: Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!
Horton: Vlad? Vlad, Vlad... I know two Vlads. There's the bad Vlad... And then there's bunny Vlad, the one that makes cookies!
Morton: ...Yeah, Horton, she's sending you a bunny with cookies. I think it's safe to say it's the bad Vlad.
Horton: Yeah, good call.

[to Horton] You are a warrior poet!

Morton

So Jojo, what's uh, what's shakin'? What's happenin'? What's the word?

The Mayor of Who-ville

This entire jungle is a house of death!

The Mayor of Who-ville: Listen, Horton, I've gotta go. Apparently there's a problem with a giant meatball.
Horton: You just take care of that meatball sir and leave the freaking out to me.

We must become invisible, travel silently, for there are forces that would seek to destroy us.

Ahaha! To the top of Mount Nool, as fast as lightning, away I go!

Mom, Mom! Please, you are so weird, don't do this to me.

Rudy

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Horton Hears a Who! Quotes

The Mayor of Who-ville: They called me a boob! Do I look like a boob to you?
Miss Yelp: You don't want me to answer that.

Horton: I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.
Morton: [sighs] An elephant's faithful one hundred percent.
Horton: That's my code, my motto.