Of all the missions in all the jungles you had to walk into this one.

Topper Harley

News Reporter: President Benson, where's your first lady?
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: I don't know. I've had lots of women. Lost my flower at the age of 15. I can't keep track.

Topper Harley: Colonel, who are they?
Col. Denton Walters: She's CIA. The other man's an extra.

Topper Harley: President Benson.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No you're not. I've seen him on TV. An older man, about my height.
Michelle Huddleson: Mr. President, this is Topper Harley.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Topper Harley, of course, the son I never had. No wonder I didn't recognize you then.

Topper Harley: Ramada, I want to be with you. I want to hold you. I want to meet your parents and pet your dog...
Ramada Rodham Hayman: My parents are dead, Topper. My dog ate them.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Cookie?
Col. Denton Walters: No, thank you, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: Young lady?
Michelle Rodham Huddleston: No, thank you, sir.
President Thomas 'Tug' Benson: No, I was just offering him a young lady.

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

Topper Harley

It seems like only yesterday I was strafing so many of your homes. Here I am today, begging you not to make such good cars.

President Thomas 'Tug' Benson

I had to come. It was a sequel.

Ramada Rodham Hayman

Now I will kill you until you die from it!

Saddam Hussein

Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.

Harbinger

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Hot Shots! Part Deux Quotes

These men have taken a supreme vow of celibacy, like their fathers, and their fathers before them...

Topper Harley

I'm not saying I don't trust you, and I'm not saying I do. But I don't.

Topper Harley